fic recs
  • blueshift (star trek [reboot series]; kirk/bones; r) FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!
When Leonard shows up at Starfleet Academy, he wonders just how drunk he was when he met with the recruiter. He has no friends, misses his kid, and if drowning his sorrows doesn’t kill him, PT will. Then he meets Jim Kirk again.
Kirk and Chekov get turned into kids on a mission and Sulu has to look after them until help arrives.
At the end of their first year at the Academy, Jim decides he’s taking Bones for a beach vacation.
Even when they hate each other, they’re still sort of falling in love.
They’re twins. Fraternal, obviously. Thor is nine minutes older.
In kindergarten everyone assumes they’re cousins. Thor instantly corrects them, loudly asserting, “He’s my brother.”

Chris hires a hipster manny for his son Nicky. 
Lydia and Allison relearn how to be friends. Along the way they find strength, redemption, and a little something else.

“If I don’t make it,” Louis bows his head a little and puts a hand over his heart, “I humbly offer myself as manager.”

Harry’s mouth twitches into a smile. “Alright,” he agrees, “but you can’t sell my autograph.”

“I am offended.” Louis pats his pocket reverently. “I will frame it and hang it somewhere prominent.”


Harry’s going to be a good friend now Liam’s got a broken wrist and can’t get himself off. Really. That’s all he’s doing.
webcomic. finished.
Isaac’s not had the best life, and in the end, he’s not the best person, either. He’s kind of a bad kid, and he’s okay with that. Or he was, until Melissa McCall took him into her home. For once, maybe, he wants to be someone a parent could be proud of. But nothing ever goes right for him, and it doesn’t help that her son, Scott, is always getting under his skin.
  • the sharing of breath (harry potter; remus/sirius; r) i dont even ship this i dont know why i read it? but its good
When Sirius’ miserable moods suggest that everything is going wrong, something starts to go right. A “how they got together” story.

An old rumor reaches Thor’s ears; his confrontation with Loki has unforeseen consequences.

“Derek thinks we’re enemies now,” Isaac blurts out, ducking his head to stare at his hands.

Liam mostly keeps to himself and spends his time painting, until one day a neighbor shows up with his mail. After that, it’s only a matter of time until Liam finally gets the hang of actually having a life.

Eight years after Hogwarts, Albus and Scorpius are flatmates in London. Albus is a bit of a disaster. Scorpius is in love with him, but remains an innocent bystander until he has a not so brilliant idea.

Tony poses for Steve’s sketching. It turns out there’s more than one way of being naked.

Marceline may be a thousand years old, but Princess Bubblegum has been eighteen for a very long time.

It’s Thursday and the desert shimmers.

Story follows Victoire through her fifth and sixth years at Hogwarts as she flirts, dates, and eventually discovers her feelings for a certain metamorphagus. Ends with the famous Platform 9 and 3/4’s kiss.

“Zach, take your clothes off.  People are starting to stare.”

They aren’t like puzzle pieces, they’re more like the shards of a broken mirror, and Robbie can’t put himself back together without bleeding and he’s tired of hurting all the time.

There’s no “I” in “Avenger.”

His best friend keeps cockblocking him, his relationship guru is a computer, and he might be gay. The future is very complicated.

Tony is the only one who can defend Steve’s virtue. Tony hates his life.

The most he’d ever cared about anything remotely related was his uniform, which, beyond the stylistic, was pretty necessary. But now his suit comes from a lab far more advanced than the basement of a Brooklyn antique shop, and the only decision he really gets to make is if his pants are too tight. (They were, but he doesn’t really think they changed them. He doesn’t know why, but he thinks that might have been on purpose.) That being said, he doesn’t know what he’s done to deserve the double take Tony gives him as he walks in the room.

  • drop dead gorgeous by maya (harry potter; harry/draco; r) everyone ever in the world who ships this has probably already read this but it’s my fav ever so it’s going on here

Crowley dreams for the first time and it’s… not what he’s expecting…

The one where Chris has stupid glasses and a lot of paperbacks, Zach knows too much for his own good, there are at least two lap dances, and everybody wants to sleep with Dorothy Parker. “Quinto Mad Libs,” Cho says. “My date was: mean adjective, meaner adjective, devastating five-syllable mean adjective.”


  • hogwarts according to adam (good omens/harry potter; aziraphale/crowley; r) i usually do not care at all for crossovers but this is marauders era and its really good
There’s no bureaucracy upstairs or downstairs to worry about when you’re a wizard.